Roast Beast/Transcript

Script for Roast Beast, 19th episode of Trichtomy.

Script
 INT: APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM  ''We are focused on a silver boombox, it is playing "Last Christmas" by Wham! Blue and white lights offscreen shine on the boombox, we hear Sylvia singing along with the song.''  SYLVIA:  𝅘𝅥 Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away...𝅘𝅥   ''We pan to Sylvia, as we do, we pass by a Christmas tree, still as green as the day it was bought. It is covered in tinsel, glowing Christmas lights and ornaments.''  SYLVIA:  𝅘𝅥 This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special...𝅘𝅥   Sylvia is seen, she is putting on more ornaments, she seems to the only one who actually bothered to do it.  ''CUT: The opposite side of the room. Linda is seen with crossed arms, looking a bit irritated, probably by the music. Sylvia repeats the mentioned lyrics.''  LINDA:  That song has been playing for the last hour, how are you not tired of it?!  ''CUT: Wide shot of Sylvia, she is standing on a stool while doing the tree, still singing. She pays no real attention to Linda, but does however flip her off; that is enough of an answer.''  Linda gives a loud groan and walks out of the room.  INT: APARTMENT, BEDROOM  In a bedroom, Ryan is seen, laying in bed, with a look of pure pain on his face, having listened to Last Christmas more times than one should in one lifetime, it's still heard muffled in the background.  Linda's footsteps are heard as she enters the room, Ryan's eyes bat towards Linda. <p style="text-align:center;"> RYAN: <p style="text-align:center;"> Is she gonna turn it off? <p style="text-align:center;"> LINDA: <p style="text-align:center;"> I tried all I could. She won't budge. <p style="text-align:center;"> Ryan looks up, he gives a pained moan. <p style="text-align:center;"> Then suddenly, the song stops., We hear Sylvia getting off her stool in the living room. <p style="text-align:center;"> SYLVIA: (O.S.) <p style="text-align:center;"> Aaaaand it's finished! <p style="text-align:center;"> ''CUT: Side shot of the bed, Linda is standing by it. Ryan gets up, letting out a loud sigh of relief, he takes a few deep breaths.'' <p style="text-align:center;"> INT: APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM <p style="text-align:center;"> Linda and Ryan are seen onscreen, they are looking at Sylvia's finished tree, which is offscreen. <p style="text-align:center;"> ''CUT: The tree, Sylvia is standing by it, looking very proud. The tree has red/green tinsel, and ornaments of every possible color and colorful light.'' <p style="text-align:center;"> RYAN: (O.S.) <p style="text-align:center;"> ...not bad. <p style="text-align:center;"> ''Sylvia now looks a little unimpressed. She expected higher praise. <p style="text-align:center;"> INT: APARTMENT, KITCHEN'' <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> ''In the kitchen, Sylvia enters the room, walking towards the fridge. She opens it.'' <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> ''CUT: From inside the fridge. The door opens and the fridge lights come on, various foodstuffs are seen, at the center of them all a large turkey. It's even labled with Sylvia's name. She looks around the fridge, and grabs a can of Glucola, a popular cola in this universe.'' <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> She closes the fridge. <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> INT: APARTMENT, BEDROOM, NIGHTTIME <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> ''In Sylvia's bedroom, we see her in bed, sleeping soundly. However, this is short lived, as she suddenly wakes with a start.'' <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> More coming soon!